tango-mango
tango-mango:

Wait a minute, did these come out of my kitchen? I briefly considered not posting these bite-sized corn dogs for a variety of lame reasons, but they were so GOOD! And so easy to make!
I don’t use mixes and I rarely buy hot dogs, but I kept seeing pictures of these online and they looked cute. A few of the people who live under this roof are crazy about corn dogs, so I thought I would give it a try. I bought my first ever box of Jiffy cornbread mix along with some Hebrew National hotdogs. After minimal preparation (no kidding) they came out of the oven, I dunked a few in some mustard and popped them in my mouth. Yum!! I could see turning to this recipe for an easy snack some Saturday night in front of the TV, along with a couple of beers.
Mini corn dogs - Here’s the lowdown:
Preheat oven to 400 degrees
Spray 24 mini muffin tins with non-stick cooking spray
Mix up a box of Jiffy cornbread mix
Cut hot dogs in quarters
Fill muffin tins half-full with cornbread batter
Push a piece of hotdog into batter
Bake for about 8 minutes or until golden brown around the edges
Open beer. Consume mini corn dogs with beer.

tango-mango:

Wait a minute, did these come out of my kitchen? I briefly considered not posting these bite-sized corn dogs for a variety of lame reasons, but they were so GOOD! And so easy to make!

I don’t use mixes and I rarely buy hot dogs, but I kept seeing pictures of these online and they looked cute. A few of the people who live under this roof are crazy about corn dogs, so I thought I would give it a try. I bought my first ever box of Jiffy cornbread mix along with some Hebrew National hotdogs. After minimal preparation (no kidding) they came out of the oven, I dunked a few in some mustard and popped them in my mouth. Yum!! I could see turning to this recipe for an easy snack some Saturday night in front of the TV, along with a couple of beers.

Mini corn dogs - Here’s the lowdown:

  1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees
  2. Spray 24 mini muffin tins with non-stick cooking spray
  3. Mix up a box of Jiffy cornbread mix
  4. Cut hot dogs in quarters
  5. Fill muffin tins half-full with cornbread batter
  6. Push a piece of hotdog into batter
  7. Bake for about 8 minutes or until golden brown around the edges
  8. Open beer. Consume mini corn dogs with beer.
caught-in-thestorm

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

ryansully44
caught-in-thestorm

asgardandbeyond:

giraffepoliceforce:

altering-cave:

So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.

Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.

that was the best safe-sex talk ever.

pizza
ducktapeduck:

topitmunkeydog:

alltehfandoms:

firefly-and-fae:

topitmunkeydog:

i killed a man
photo courtesy of koodalinee

That’s a sticky situation you seem to find yourself in, friend.

DAMNIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING CONFESSING TO YOUR CRIME ON THE INTERNET?!
Here’s what you need to do.
Wash the knife in bleach and throw it in a sewer grate across town or a large local body of water.
Smash the teeth out of the head and collect them all, then grind the teeth into dust (IN A DIFFERENT LOCATION THAN WHERE YOU STAY) and dispose of them.
Cut off the fingers and strip the flesh from the bone. Feed the flesh to an animal or go all Hannibal on it and consume it yourself.
Now comes the tricky part.
You’re going to want to get a hold of a ridiculous amount of saran wrap, a large plastic sheet, some garbage bags, a power tool that can dismember a body (pay in cash and buy it from a store outside of your city/town), a change of clothes, and a metric fuck-ton of cleaning supplies.
Got it all? Good.
Roll the body on top of the plastic sheet and dismember it. (You’re going to want to do this in a fairly clear, easy to clean area), blood will spurt out of that body insanely so you better have a good stomach.  
After you’ve got all the pieces nice and transportable, wrap them up in the saran wrap and stuff them in the garbage bags along with the clothes you were wearing when you murdered the victim and dismembered them.
Now, drive to the nearest auto salvage yard and throw the body and the clothes you’re wearing) in the trunk on top of a spare tire or any nearby one you can find, throw a heavy fuelant on top (either a hefty amount of gasoline or some napalm [gasoline mixed evenly with cat litter or orange juice concentrate]). Punch out a tail light, ignite the body, close the trunk, and get home.
Clean…
Clean so much.
Scrub until you can’t anymore and then fucking do it more. If you think you’re being too careful, you’re not.
Finally find a GROUP of friends (people who understand your murderous tendencies), and form a solid alibi and stick to it…
Oh, and delete your tumblr.

I killed a blueberry

they are either a writer or a murderer 

ducktapeduck:

topitmunkeydog:

alltehfandoms:

firefly-and-fae:

topitmunkeydog:

i killed a man

photo courtesy of koodalinee

That’s a sticky situation you seem to find yourself in, friend.

DAMNIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING CONFESSING TO YOUR CRIME ON THE INTERNET?!

Here’s what you need to do.

Wash the knife in bleach and throw it in a sewer grate across town or a large local body of water.

Smash the teeth out of the head and collect them all, then grind the teeth into dust (IN A DIFFERENT LOCATION THAN WHERE YOU STAY) and dispose of them.

Cut off the fingers and strip the flesh from the bone. Feed the flesh to an animal or go all Hannibal on it and consume it yourself.

Now comes the tricky part.

You’re going to want to get a hold of a ridiculous amount of saran wrap, a large plastic sheet, some garbage bags, a power tool that can dismember a body (pay in cash and buy it from a store outside of your city/town), a change of clothes, and a metric fuck-ton of cleaning supplies.

Got it all? Good.

Roll the body on top of the plastic sheet and dismember it. (You’re going to want to do this in a fairly clear, easy to clean area), blood will spurt out of that body insanely so you better have a good stomach.  

After you’ve got all the pieces nice and transportable, wrap them up in the saran wrap and stuff them in the garbage bags along with the clothes you were wearing when you murdered the victim and dismembered them.

Now, drive to the nearest auto salvage yard and throw the body and the clothes you’re wearing) in the trunk on top of a spare tire or any nearby one you can find, throw a heavy fuelant on top (either a hefty amount of gasoline or some napalm [gasoline mixed evenly with cat litter or orange juice concentrate]). Punch out a tail light, ignite the body, close the trunk, and get home.

Clean…

Clean so much.

Scrub until you can’t anymore and then fucking do it more. If you think you’re being too careful, you’re not.

Finally find a GROUP of friends (people who understand your murderous tendencies), and form a solid alibi and stick to it…

Oh, and delete your tumblr.

I killed a blueberry

they are either a writer or a murderer